Twist your Tongue

Peter Piper picked

a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked

a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck

of pickled peppers

Peter Piper picked?

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If Freaky Fred

Found Fifty Feet of fruit

and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend

Frank how many Feet

of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

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Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?

If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ?

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A skunk sat on a stump

and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk

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Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

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I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

MIXxxx TONGUE TWISTER - 1

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,

but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,

I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

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How many cans can a canner can,

if a canner can can cans?
A canner can,

can as many cans as a canner can,

if a canner can can cans.

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The thirty-three thieves

thought that they thrilled

the throne throughout Thursday.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,

FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???

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Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

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UNDERSTAND?

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Bettey Botter

Betty Botter bought some butter.

but she said

"this butter's bitter!

But a bit of better butter

will but make my butter better"

So she bought some better butter,

better than the bitter butter,

and it made her butter better so something better

Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!

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